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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:21
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
WHO Monitors New Covid Variant Spreading in America and Europe - WIRED
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
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Summer McIntosh Shatters 10-Year-Old 200 IM World Record in 2:05.70 - SwimSwam
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
PGA Tour Announces Unfortunate News About Multiple Golfers During US Open - Athlon Sports
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Hailey Bieber Steps Out Solo in an Emerald Minidress After Ditching Her Wedding Ring - instyle.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
U.S. blasts Hamas response to Gaza ceasefire plan: ‘Totally unacceptable’ - The Washington Post
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?